Patty explains Greek Mythology.

Don't ask how Zeus came up...he just did. and then this happened.

Patty says:
and he tried to fuck this one girl under a cloud and Hera came and she was all like wtf who is this bitch
and Zeus is all like I don't know who she is or how she got all up in my cloud
and Hera is like well I'm gonna turn this bitch into a motherfuckin cow
and she does it

thats how i took my notes....all stories about the gods were recorded as such